Your Uggs are fugg, but yes, I own a Pair

I am definitely three years late with this blog post, but I would like to discuss with you your Uggs, how ugly they are, and why I own them too.
Firstly, before you judge my incredibly comfortable feet, the pair I own are made by the same company, but look like this:

Seen here enjoying a nice ocean breeze

I made the decision to purchase my uggs after watching an episode of NBC's Community (which you should definitely be watching). During this episode, two of the main characters discover a secret trampoline at their community college, and from this learn inner peace. The next day in their study group they show up in Uggs and comment about how incredibly comfortable they are. --Somehow it took three years for me to realize that people were wearing them because of how they feel not how they look. I subsequently decided to slip on a pair, and I've been wearing them ever since. Well obviously not, but the statement accurately portrays how I feel.

I still don't understand the craze that surrounded them when they first showed up a few years ago, but I definitely have a new found respect for those who wear them. The function over form mentality it requires is a philosophy we all should aspire to maintain.

So, if you would like to spend every day feeling like you're walking on clouds, or you just haven't had the pleasure of wearing uggs yet, you need to try them today! If fashionably late applied to trends, then being three years late to uggs... would make you the most fashionable guy ever? 

Yeah maybe not, but you'll be happy, and that's most important right?